They've now found ripples of matter,
59 billion trillion miles long,
At the edge of the universe.

When I was six,
For that matter yesterday,
They hadn't found the edge of the universe,
It was infinite.
You just don't get quality infinite anymore.
Nothing is infinite anymore.

There is no real mystery,
Even to the Bermuda Triangle.
I hear the Japanese have one,
Its called Devil's Triangle.
It's smaller,
Catches more planes,
Costs less.

Next year the Japanese are supposed to,
Come out with a new infinity.
It will be cheaper to produce,
Have more features,
Maybe a pocket version,
And probably won't pay taxes on it, either.

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