The Richmond Times and Herald

January 24, 2005

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Personals Richmond Police Department Releases Report on New Drug
Called Orgasm by street dealers for its intense pleasure giving properties, in a short few weeks this drug, allegedly originating in the Colombian cartel controlled city of Providencia. The White House refuses to confirm reports of in-fighting between the Providencias and the armies of the Turbo Cartel.
Governor Cut Free Breakfast for Poor Kids
In yet another round of budget cuts, Delegate Shmiel (D) has accused Governor Bransfield (P) of cutting basic needs from the budget plan. Gov. Bransfield's office has denied the accusation, claiming that some budgetary concerns must be met to provide necessary funding certain state programs; however, he is certain that in post-budget under funded state programs will be reinstated in the next budgetary cycle.
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News & Opinion Champions of Order Seize Major Cocaine Drug Shipment in Miami
Current estimates place the amount of the shipment at approximately 75,000 tons with a street value of roughly $34,000,000. Miami Police Commissioner, Russell Barbour, is quoted as saying that this find represents one of the largest drug seizures in history. Jim Gandolf, spokesman for the Champions, "this bust is the work of months of long hours of hard undercover work by the Champions of Order." Send in your HOT TIP

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The test flight of a missile called non-nuclear in status by the National Security Bureau, this missile may be part of a new overall weapons build-up by the Communist Korean government.
Beijing-Nepal Conflict Escalates
Nepalese university students protesting Chinese armaments on their border recieved a blow today when they were arrested. Talks with Thailand on the subject have broken off as China insisted that Thailand, itself, belongs to China as well.

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Weather Classifieds Personals	Richmond Police Department Releases Report on New Drug Called Orgasm by street dealers for its intense pleasure giving properties, in a short few weeks this drug, allegedly originating in the Colombian cartel controlled city of Providencia. The White House refuses to confirm reports of in-fighting between the Providencias and the armies of the Turbo Cartel. Governor Cut Free Breakfast for Poor Kids In yet another round of budget cuts, Delegate Shmiel (D) has accused Governor Bransfield (P) of cutting basic needs from the budget plan. Gov. Bransfield's office has denied the accusation, claiming that some budgetary concerns must be met to provide necessary funding certain state programs; however, he is certain that in post-budget under funded state programs will be reinstated in the next budgetary cycle.	Subscribe to the Times and Herald
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News & Opinion	Champions of Order Seize Major Cocaine Drug Shipment in Miami Current estimates place the amount of the shipment at approximately 75,000 tons with a street value of roughly $34,000,000. Miami Police Commissioner, Russell Barbour, is quoted as saying that this find represents one of the largest drug seizures in history. Jim Gandolf, spokesman for the Champions, "this bust is the work of months of long hours of hard undercover work by the Champions of Order."	Send in your HOT TIP
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Entertainment Comics	Korean Air Military Tests The test flight of a missile called non-nuclear in status by the National Security Bureau, this missile may be part of a new overall weapons build-up by the Communist Korean government. Beijing-Nepal Conflict Escalates Nepalese university students protesting Chinese armaments on their border recieved a blow today when they were arrested. Talks with Thailand on the subject have broken off as China insisted that Thailand, itself, belongs to China as well.